Limp: A Funny Memoir

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Limp: A Funny Memoir

Written by Simon Eli Vella
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"Funny..." "Crazy..." "Uplifting..." "Scary..." "Compelling..." "Brutal..." "Amazing..."All rolled into one.Limp is the darkly hilarious life story of Australian Simon Eli Vella, and his epic battle with crippling introversion, substance abuse, and social anxiety.As a child, Simon is convinced there is something wrong with him. He is plagued with illness, has a nose shaped like a mountain range, and a distracting voice in his head is hell-bent on ruining his life.Thus begins his desperate search for normality.In his early teenage years, Simon's linguistic constipation forces him to rely on his actions to build social credibility. As a young adult he finds acceptance in alcohol and recreational drug abuse, triggering a dangerous descent into a social underbelly that leads to an unwelcome familiarity with the local ambulance service.And just when he thinks he has escaped his past demons, multiple unexpected hazards converge in Simon's life, pushing him to the brink of sanity...Massively entertaining, Limp takes the reader on a funny, compelling and unpredictable journey that shows how everything we experience in life--every flaw, every fault, every ripple and tectonic shift--can lead to the place of our dreams."Comically chronicles a youth filled with social anxiety, drug abuse, and shiftless meandering. Impressive... satisfying... a humorous, free-wheeling account of youthful indiscretions." --Kirkus ReviewsYou must buy this book immediately. It will save your life. Or ruin it. Definitely one of the two.Follow Simon at simonelivella.comAll enquiries to surfeitpublishing.com

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ISBN 34236983
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Simon Eli Vella is a writer and avid reader based in the Pacific Northwest. Before pursuing writing full-time, they spent over a decade working in education. When not working on their next book, Simon Eli Vella can usually be found hiking with their dog or trying out new coffee shops in their neighborhood.

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I was completely blown away. It strikes a perfect harmony of dialogue and world-building. Every chapter felt necessary. A true literary gem.
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Masterpiece from start to finish. The author orchestrated a breathtaking finale. Truly a work of art. Worth every moment spent reading.
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Honestly one of the most premium reading experiences lately. The author orchestrated a breathtaking finale. Truly a work of art. An effortless 5 stars.
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A profoundly satisfying read. The pacing was impeccable and the characters felt incredibly authentic. I was completely immersed. I am now a lifelong fan of this author.
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I thoroughly enjoyed the elegance of it. Beautiful writing, though I craved slightly more depth in the lore. Still, undeniably engaging. A wonderful companion for a quiet weekend.
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Masterpiece from start to finish. I adored how the story unfolded. It kept me captivated without sacrificing elegance. I will undoubtedly revisit this masterpiece.
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Took a moment to build, but the payoff was spectacular. It held my rapt attention, even when certain twists were telegraphed. A solid 4 stars from me.
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Masterpiece from start to finish. The pacing was impeccable and the characters felt incredibly authentic. I was completely immersed. A true literary gem.
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Honestly one of the most premium reading experiences lately. The prose is exquisite. It’s accessible yet undeniably sophisticated. A true literary gem.
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