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Shit: WARNING: Not to be read before operating machinery or driving a moving vehicle as may cause drowsiness!

Penned By Paul Davies
4.85 63,296 Ratings
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Tired of reading serious books? Or picked up a skin disease reading them heavy modern tomes? Well, you won't find anything serious in here - guaranteed. The author has compiled a 'cornucopia' of classic (and new!) one-liners, hilarious quotes and very funny short jokes. The book rolls mercilessly over gender identities, BREXIT, relationships, religion, dating, Chinese wisdom, horse aphrodisiacs, the 'Walking Dead' series and many other subjects and icons!. He also poses the two biggest questions of our times, namely: Is Long King Dong really a King? And why don't we see any white dog poo anymore? For the more cultured, the author has included two outstanding poems which have received critical acclaim.WARNING: This book is very rude and graphic. ENJOY!

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Paul Davies writes contemporary fiction and has always been fascinated by character-driven stories. They hold a degree in English Literature and previously worked as an editor before transitioning to writing their own books. Paul Davies lives with their spouse and a very vocal rescue cat.

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Rebecca Jones
Rebecca Jones February 02, 2024
"It was adequate. The tempo was somewhat languid, and I found my mind wandering. Not poor, simply average. Perhaps more aligned with a different audience's tastes."
Cynthia Martin
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"Exceeded all my expectations. The prose is exquisite. It’s accessible yet undeniably sophisticated. Worth every moment spent reading."
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